Dog Breed Selector: Which Breed Are You? Take Our Quiz to Find Out!

Are you loyal and lovable? Or do you tend to be more aloof and wary? Do you need constant stimulation or are you happy just hanging out on the couch?

If you were a dog, which breed would you be?

Take our quick little quiz to find out which dog breed you are the most like.

We’re gonna get analog here for a minute: Take out a paper and pen to keep track of your answers, and in the end we’ll help you tally them up. Remember when you would read magazines as a teenager and they would have those personality quizzes and you had to actually write down the answers? This is sort of like that. (Yes, I remember actual print magazines.)

(And remember … this is just for fun, folks!)

1. Where do you live?

A. In an apartment in the heart of a bustling downtown.

B. Out on a farm, surrounded by acres and acres of open land.

C. In a four bedroom home with a yard and white picket fence.

D. A fairytale castle in a mythical land.

2. It’s a Friday night and — bonus! — it’s payday. What do you do for fun?

A. Call all of my friends for a night out dancing — maybe you’ll make meet some new people!

B. Curl up on the couch with a good book or your favorite movie.

C. Host a family night of baking cookies and playing boardgames.

D. Deposit most of your paycheck into a savings account, then spend the evening working on personal endeavors.

3. A friend of yours was just dumped by a significant other and is totally distraught about it. What do you do?

A. Rush over to your friend’s house with her favorite food and a bottle of wine, and spend all night cheering her up.

B. Offer your support but secretly hope she doesn’t take you up on it.

C. Poop on the offending (now ex-) significant other’s lawn.

D. Offer to begin an intense exercise regimen with her to get in shape to make her ex jealous.

4. Another friend has a Groupon for two to go skydiving, you:

A. Are already out the door — it’s always been on your bucket list!

B. Say, “Oh heck no.”

C. Waver on the decision, and after some convincing from your friend, decide to do it.

D. Say, “Yes, ” get on the plane, but chicken out at the last minute.

5. You decide to take yourself out on a self-care date. What do you do?

A. Head out to a fancy spa where they serve the customers champagne, and treat yourself to a manicure and pedicure.